🚨💥 $PLTR NUCLEAR BOMB JUST DETONATED!!! 🚨💥

70% REVENUE MOONSHOT!!! 📈📈📈 Commercial biz? 137% INSANITY!!! 😱😱😱

Stock already +7% after-hours — WALL STREET IS SCREAMING & THROWING MONEY AT IT LIKE IT’S CANDY 🍬💰💰

2026 guidance?! 61% GROWTH LOCKED IN — that’s not a prediction THAT’S A VOW FROM THE GODS!!! 🙌🔥🙌

Analysts literally on one knee proposing 💍 “BUY BUY BUY” price targets getting yeeted to Pluto 🚀🪐

BUTTTTT…… 😈😈😈 PLOT TWIST OF THE CENTURY INCOMING!!!

Jan 2nd insiders DUMPED $6.25M+ in 15 fat sales — some 6× their usual size!!! 💸💸🗑️

Coincidence? 🤔 OR are the smart money whales quietly exiting stage left before the fireworks OR before the implosion?! 🐳💣

Palantir = generational wealth rocket 🚀🌙 OR ticking thermonuclear briefcase?!? 💣⏰

EYES GLUED — CAN’T LOOK AWAY!!! 👀🔥📈💥🤑😱